Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML
Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly smell a carton of milk to see if it had gone bad. I squeezed it a little too hard and it sprayed directly into my face. My roommate walked into the kitchen at that exact moment, then silently walked back out. FML
Today, I cleaned up the entire kitchen after sending the kids to school. I decided to have a nice cup of tea, and then knocked the tea over into the bin and the bin cabinet, the hardest and grossest thing to clean. FML
Today, thinking I could carry it all, I stubbornly brought a load of food in with both hands. The glass jar of nacho cheese smashed on my radiator, and I had to use a toothbrush to clean between the cracks. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
No use crying over it.
chickensheep 15
When it’s 2019 and Canada still hasn’t invented milk bottles
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Comments (8)
BurnInDemonFire 39
No use crying over it.
zuckerburg 21
your milk carton was left open for over an hour? what are you? riddled with disease constantly? because I can point out why
Inkoseh 33
As someone who was born in Ontario, OP is most likely talking about the carton that holds our bagged milk. If it's almost empty, they're easily tipp-able! (Also, depending on where you are in Canada, It's still cold outside, and when I do a deep clean I stick my crap in a large cooler outside!)
RichardPencil 32
That’s good because I don’t like milk. I like many dairy products, just not milk by itself. ...What were we talking about?
dasin 18
what kind if stupid does it take to flip something that doesnt need to ever be flipped
chickensheep 15
When it’s 2019 and Canada still hasn’t invented milk bottles
Nix188 13
its cause paper is more degradable.
Nix188 13
that's a classic fml. I do that stupid sh** all the time at work l, and lemme tell ya it gets tiring.