Nikki
Canada
Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Anonymous
Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
you would
United States
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
natattack
Temple, United States
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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take_it_ez 0
save it just in case :)
tgray6440 0
they must know something about your fiancé that you don't. I sense a cheating FML in your future.
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take_it_ez 0
save it just in case :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAAA.... eh...... I don't get it
NikAero 0
me neither
rigorouswolf 0
good plan, statistics for divorce nowadays are ridiculous, youll probably end up needing it
Nylecroc 0
5 and 6 I think collective gift means they all pitched in to buy it haha subtle much?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I know that part I just don't get how it's a pwn
rohosoccer08 1
I would be upset with my friends, that probably just means they think your marriage is going to fail, fyl op you have no support from your friends
amritsidhu6 0
cute baby:D
infinitii 0
LOL. you got served
Nicnats 3
her friend dossnt think her marriage will last so she got here a coupon so the divorce is cheaper.
SpyderMonkee 0
Don't hold on to it, if your new husband found it somewhere, he wouldn't think to kindly of it.
clanceyrocks11 0
What is PWN? DAFP
clanceyrocks11 0
Number seven I thought your pic was Kesha. DAFP
bikbik_fml 0
burn the coupon, don't invite the people who gave it to u to the wedding! have pre-marriage guidance and give your marriage the best u can. seek advice from people u know who have been married for ages. marriage is wonderful and if u approach it properly will be a most wonderful decision! remember some things that many failed marriages neglect: if u don't agree on everything, it is not the end of ur marriage, also remember it is a partnership :) this is all advice my husband and I were given and it is solid :)
rockyraccoon28 8
#7, who is your picture of?
gutzzzz 0
ahahahaaahaha that's funny :P well, it would be if they gave you an actual gift along with it. If not, theyre dicks :P
lifesluck 0
agreed with 56. take the advice with serious thought. and get rid of coupon.
seanreddog 4
seanreddog 4
I read this as baby shower. Makes more sense now...
FriesWithASideOf 0
I'm confused on this FML
Guerrilla8 0
Hint hint
PYLrulz 17
what he said honestly though, fyl
StoryOfTheYear 15
Indeed, that is what I said
ttorigibson 2
that's what I'm thinkin too, 'hint hint'
missdezzybabee 0
i think you shoulf woop somebodies ass!
amd3lky 0
wtf
TaylorTotsYumm 10
afatmonkey, that was my cousin.
phreshboi 1
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was funny ^^^^^
settledownbeavis 0
3 i didn't know precious used fml
CreepyGuy666 2
afatmonkey takes acid
icifresh911 0
80, you're a jerk. #1. She looks nothing like Precious. And #2. Let's see of picture of you...oh wait nevermind cause I'm pretty sure you look like an ass crack!
seanreddog 4
If walls could talk...
Yaseeher 0
afatmonkey is surely back woohooh
missdezzybabee 0
Who are you calling Precious? I might be big but bitch I am no damn Precious and why you trying to roast me when your lame ass don't even have a picture?!
missdezzybabee 0
thanks for trying to have my back
AstonMartinDBS 1
you might need it
FuckMyLife195 0
it's a sign xD **** antiflood
Sun_Kissed18 25
That's a little cynical. Though with divorce statistics nowadays... But still, it was a rude gift
AstonMartinDBS 1
it was just a gag gift
tgray6440 0
they must know something about your fiancé that you don't. I sense a cheating FML in your future.
missdezzybabee 0
ignore the spelling errors!
smiley_ily 0
I don't really understand but fyl? haha.
snipersdelight 0
#13 I love that picture
Melaniee_fml 0
yeah your cool.
coolbeens76 0
op that might come in handy later eh daves farm rocks
bigtow 2
maijuana plants have 5 leaves. not 7 just putting that out there
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
lol that's funny but hey it will probably b handy in the long run.
uRabbit 0
exactly what I was thinking...
justin_brdfrd 0
I never even knew coupons like that existed ha
amandalovee 0
neither did i
deepbluesea 1
You have a bunch cheap friends or they know something you don't.