Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
Today, I came down in the morning to find that my fridge died, leaving water and meat juice all over the floor. My town only has garbage pickup every other week and the last was yesterday. We're expecting a heat wave this week. FML
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML
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Top comments
spazz24 0
how did u not notice at an earlier time?
joshdudeha 0
how did you not notice this sooner?!!
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Comments (80)
bluefairy_fml 24
It sounds fake. After a couple of hours you would have noticed the light was off and the food wasn't cold anymore.
GodOfBeer 5
we all know pussy is evil.... thats why I like the dark side :D
was744 0
why do people own cats. they only cause trouble. I've never seen an fml about dogs. only cats. stupid cats. ydi
MiamiJeanPierre 0
YDI for having a cat. cats are stupid, a dog would never do that because they would know that whatever is in that fridge might be potential food for them on the future.
stokebasing 0
that Cats a Ninjaaaa! FTW :D
tboudre 0
YDI for keeping a wild animal in your home.
Anteezy 7
You deserve it for having multiple cats.
tincans 0
wouldn't you have noticed your fridge wasn't cold ..?
l3allin_all_day 0
ydii for having food
Hatty_Thibbs 0
YDI, if it's been several days you should have noticed SOMETHING was wrong. Clues: fridge not making night rumbly sounds, freezer not being as cold, LIGHT not turning on when you open it, milk going bad perchance???