Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
Today, I ate one Benefiber gummy and spent half the day and good chunk of the night in misery with an upset stomach, where it felt like a lump was in it, as well as aggressive and painful gas, and painful diarrhea. FML
Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
Today, I ate two Fiber One bars for breakfast and now I can’t stop farting. FML
Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML
Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
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thisisnotmyname 0
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were in a plastic baggie or something, not in a box. I know what pills you're talking about and they do look like Sprees.
Syn_fml 0
Well maybe you shouldn't eat everything that comes near your mouth.
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Comments (75)
NCGurl 0
**** your toilet's life.
tomoturtle 0
don't we all love fiber? tho... it would be funny if u pulled a trick on ur friends by giving them the pills and then laughing at them later when their stuck in the bathroom all day #49 i really sympothize for u
trapiadora 0
Wow you deserve it for not reading any labels. We always have to learn the hard way for not eating random thing you find around. Your lucky you didn't get really sick like #49 compared to her your story yours is whack.
Shshshar_ssscene 0
seriously wow your dumb. there is no way in hell you can mistake pills for freaking candy
Leaveittosteven 0
Sugar alcohols cause diarrhea in amounts more than 5 or so grams. You lose, OP.
member0987654321 0
PSHH. since when do they make oversized-strawberry-flavored sprees? wow, when i think about it, i hope you're okay, because you can get seriously dehydrated and malnourished from something like that..
tweetspie 0
#12, too much fiber CAN do that to you
missus_butter 0
Read labels much? Besides, I'm guessing that if you didn't know what they were, then they weren't yours. YDI. YDI all night long.
missus_butter 0
Also, #14, while presumptive in assuming fatness, did make an accurate point regarding hunger pangs. Hunger pangs are not to let you know you immediately need to eat, but rather, indicative that you'll have to eat at some point relatively soon. Most hunger pangs are gone within ten minutes without needing to be fulfilled by eating. Although there was this article in Good Housekeeping a couple months ago where it said that overweight people tend to react to hunger pangs by panicking and fearfully eating instead of letting them go away, a mindset referred to in the article as "fat thinking".
IAmBridgette 0
Lulz.