Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
Today, I ate one Benefiber gummy and spent half the day and good chunk of the night in misery with an upset stomach, where it felt like a lump was in it, as well as aggressive and painful gas, and painful diarrhea. FML
Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
Today, I ate two Fiber One bars for breakfast and now I can’t stop farting. FML
Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML
Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
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thisisnotmyname 0
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were in a plastic baggie or something, not in a box. I know what pills you're talking about and they do look like Sprees.
Syn_fml 0
Well maybe you shouldn't eat everything that comes near your mouth.
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poobear 0
those fiber things taste nothing like sprees and have completely different packaging you definitely deserve it. besides you probably are fat who eats more than one or two of those huge sprees? theyre pure sugar and tons of calories
patray_angel 0
I am not sure why those fiber pills would be in the pantry in the first place, so I can see why the OP would have thought they were candy. To those calling the OP fat, you have no clue what the OP looks like. As far as those making the other rude fat comments, you are all assholes. At least an overweight person could lose weight, yet you all will still be assholes. To those saying fiber won't do that, yes it will. I had a friend join weight watchers and she made these fiber cookies for a camping trip. She made sure to warn all of us to only eat a couple during the course of a day due to the effects too many would have. To the OP, I guess next time you will read what you are about to eat or not eat it if you are not certain what it is (as in, if it is in a plastic bag or something and not in its original packaging)
smiledearx 0
LMAO! good oneeeee YDI for not reading the labels.
Ryno 0
Idiot
neverland_fml 0
Agree with #2. What the **** are fiber pills doing in your kitchen pantry and wouldn't it have been obvious they weren't candies by the wrapper? Yea, some come in shiny packages but the brand is either written all over them or there's some tip-off. I'm calling BS and if it is still true, someone shoot this shit: OP should not be allowed to reproduce.
Amandaisdreaming 7
the good thing is you might've lost a few pounds :D
amandapurple 0
fiber one! i love those things they taste soooooo gooood the green ones are the best!!
NoMercy_fml 0
You can challenge Randy Marsh for the worlds biggest shit.
wowstupidpeople 0
lol #38 south park rules #34 says it all. seriously.
rxduck 0
Well this is a lie. Fiber is a stool softener and adds bulk...it is NOT a stimulant laxative. It actually causes constipation unless you drink enough water...and if you ate that much fiber it would take a LOT of water. Nice try.