jack
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FreakedOut
United States
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
BadLuckCarson
Muscatine, United States
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Charlie
United States
Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
loser
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
iskalion
Grande Prairie, Canada
Awkward much?
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
igiveup
United States
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
Brandon
United States
Parental approval
Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML
Boyufd
Deep-seated resentment
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Junior
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Anonymous
San Jose, United States
Coinkidink?
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Top comments
br0ccoli 15
Hey, be kind to your girlfriend. She is carrying your baby brother. Pass her an extra helping of mashed potatoes.
TehParteh 9
Maybe it's time for dinner at her house
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NoisyNykkii 10
31: Go say that to number nine and maybe you'll become besties.
mfayem 15
maybe you should try to look more like your dad
ycrem0n 21
Good idea. OP: *tries to look like more like dad. Nothing happens.* was born this way, genius
br0ccoli 15
"...don't be a drag, just be a queen...I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way"
NoisyNykkii 10
49: I was forced to memorize that song for a friend. He later told me that he didn't care anymore. I never want to hear that song again.
br0ccoli 15
51- Your friend sounds like a jerk. Lady Gaga is incredible so don't keep yourself from listening to her music because of your friend.
Axipiter 24
I'm pretty sure Oedipus had another theory about killing your boyfriend and marrying your father...
Ray_of_midnight 23
that was Elektra.
Axipiter 24
Not quite. I'm not trying to be a dick by correcting you, but the Elektra complex is a girl wanting to kill her mother to marry her father. But I digress...
Kyzahhh 7
make up a whitty name for her mother using a raunchy word and her name eg: luscious Liz or busty barb, depending on her name there is a few good ones
onlychildFTW 34
Think of it this way. She might become your step mum one day!!
ilaleahcim 6
You're so insightful! I bet OP never thought of it in that way before! Problem solved!
shawnaishere 14
I guess since he's your dad you might end up with similar qualities like him or at least let him help you out.
perdix 31
Sometimes you score, but sometimes you've got to settle for being a wingman and getting credit for the assist. Start looking elsewhere and bang your stepmom when you hit a dry spell.
Ugi 27
She thinks your father is a talking pig? Your GF needs help.
BecomeMine 0
Holy, haha do you even look like your father??
chico86 2
I'd be careful with that one, she could already be having sex with your dad.
saidawhiting 14
That's not really saying much about the character of the OP's dad. Who's to say he's interested in the OP's girlfriend?