Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML
YourAverageFckUp
Richmond, United States
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OP here. First, thanks for all the support and funny comments :) no, my face wasn't in the picture. He said he did it to lighten the mood. He apologised and then surprised me by showing up at my place with flowers and chocolate to make up for it. Happy ending after all!
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ResidentThatGuy 12
Ask him for a dick pic and do the same thing.
VitalDistance 14
That was really insensitive. Especially if it's about something you yourself are not comfortable with sharing.
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stevenN659 24
I think that you mean ex boyfriend
sturschaedel 27
He could have been joking and quickly following up with "Nah, don't worry, they are great!" At least that's the kind of humor my hubby has. If that wasn't the case though, he's an Ass and not worth her time.
hellnosucka 27
Sometimes, it feels like the fml community are bunch of home wreckers.
bibble27 9
There is a time for everything. This was not the occasion for memes.
sophiehelen 32
#58 whether he did or not, 1. she had literally just told him how insecure she was and 2. No decent guys begs for naked pictures
countdini2000 13
Begs no, but depending on how long the relationship, and those involved most, not all, but most guys will ask for nudes.
ResidentThatGuy 12
Ask him for a dick pic and do the same thing.
larrena2377 26
Or ask, "Where is it? It's so small it's hard to tell."
coried91 28
Just say what was said in The Duff... " aw, I see something that looks like a penis, only smaller" I loved that line.
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Or when he sends a dick pick send the thing from frozen where it says "it's so cute, it's like a little baby unicorn"
pooldude 24
well all penises are a little misshapen, aren't they? some lean towards the left, some towards the right...
jbuckets_404 39
That's not exactly the "point"
nutella4life 14
"I didn't know you kept tic tacs in your pants"
YourOpinionSucks 22
"They're to freshen your breath, open wide" But really, you could probably just say his ball to dick ratio is really off/weird hahaha.
kc_bbg15 14
or say "move your thumb out of the way so i can see it"
jakers8424 18
Don't be self conscious. He loves your boobs all the same
pugpuggy 21
Well obviously not...
pooldude 24
Did we read the same FML?
Aimeejasmine 15
I swear some people just see the word 'breasts' and forget how to read..
skyguy592 15
why the **** does this have so many dislikes!?!?!?
Aimeejasmine 15
Because they're telling OP to not be self conscious when he gave her a MASSIVE reason to be, which also nullifies the whole 'he loves you' crap, he doesn't care about her feelings at all obviously, read the FML...
PsychobillyRebel 14
Obviously not...
PsychobillyRebel 14
Twinsiiiesss
maryic4ever 19
What an asshole! If your boyfriend still reacts that way after you explained how self conscious you are it's time to move on.
rileyrae0000 23
Yeah how insensitive can someone be?? That reaction is completely unacceptable regardless of how self conscious OP explained she is, although that does make it way worse
kaitlynjane 28
What bothers me is that it sounds like he kept pushing her to send a picture even though she clearly didn't want to, yet once she finally did he acted like a complete asshat. Not saying he forced her to, in the end it was still her decision to send the pic. But I know from experience (as do many of my fellow females and surely even some guys) just how persistent some creeps can be to get you to send a nude pic. It's ******* annoying and I think a lot of people just end up giving in to the pressure.
VitalDistance 14
That was really insensitive. Especially if it's about something you yourself are not comfortable with sharing.
WCARlover 35
I guarantee you that you could find someone who would appreciate them. dump the insensitive jerk
ThePaperDragon 31
Well, safe to say he won't be getting another.
andrewduncan 16
What an absolute tit
tylercarolinex 21
Everyone has slightly odd boobs. All guys have slightly wonky balls so when you're getting intimate do the same to him!
kl0x 8
easy, do not send pics of your naked anything...
sammiking 13
Why are you blaming her sending a picture for her boyfriend acting like a prick? Especially when he begged for it.
cameosurgeon 16
besides, if you're in a committed relationship, who cares?
mads_fml 7
well it seems that he did manipulate her into doing it.
kl0x 8
Not really important if he begged for it, nobody should ever send pictures of themselves naked..
ohSNAPyall 27
She's not upset that he has naked pictures of her. She's upset that he insulted a body part that she's sensitive about.
LyricaSilvan 30
#71, you're an idiot.
stevenN659 24
i can see his point of view, people with self respect shouldn't send naked photos, in fear of having the published in places they werent intended. that being said, ive both sent and recieved some to and from my girlfriend. soo, maybe i shouldnt be saying anything here. :P
onibatty 15
I completely agree with you. You are giving the other person power to ruin your name. They could send or post those "naughty" pictures to whoever or wherever they want. It would be different being married. But just being a boyfriend/girlfriend I would hope they would be wiser. Just my 2 cents.
Aimeejasmine 15
This is so surprising how many people disagree with nudes like?? It's just a nipple? Why does that offend so many people when a complete stranger decides to share an image of THEIR nipple?? It's not yours.. So why get so judgy and worked up lmao. You people would be so much happier if you were comfortable with your own skin, probably wouldn't feel the need to **** shame random people either; it's a waste of your time and tbh no one actually cares about your opinion on their body, your opinions don't actually mean a thing believe it or not