Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to walk past chuds fighting in the street so I could catch my bus, except that when the police were rounding everyone up, I was mistakenly collared as well. To make it worse, some of the chuds claimed I threw the first punch. I just wanted to catch my bus. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML
Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML
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Offspring_fml 27
Good luck in court, it sucks when officers assume people are together.
Ctrl_H 18
heh atleast the group attempted to clear you. Or maybe it would hurt their rep if word got out you were trying to roll with them.
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Offspring_fml 27
Good luck in court, it sucks when officers assume people are together.
HowAreYouToday 34
You could probably sue them.
AbstraktThoughts 13
8: I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say that you're American.
coolboy675 16
#12 - You must be foreign. Yeah, don't sound so nice now, does it?
AbstraktThoughts 13
14: I'm actually American as well :) I think that in itself allows for me to bash on my own country.
Bakarra 22
We're allowed to bash our own country? In that case... Obesity, excessive suing and imperial measuring systems hooray!
zango1 15
14 - Out of (roughly) 196 countries in the world almost everybody is 'foreign' to 195 of them.
HowAreYouToday 34
Actually I'm Russian. Good guess though. Russia is basically America, but with vodka, mafia, communism, and snow. Lots and lots of ******* snow.
Offspring_fml 27
But America has those things as well to an extent.
_DudeGuy_ 16
26, trust me, if we had communism here, you'd know.
helloimclaudia 30
14, so everybody who isn't american is a foreigner?
Blacksabbath211 9
22- I guess northeast Ohio is like Russia minus Vodka, communism and the mafia... **** snow >.>
AbstraktThoughts 13
19: Don't forget the gas prices that get higher than a flying unicorn.
RpiesSPIES 27
Unicorns don't fly, silly. You're thinking of a Pegasus.
HowAreYouToday 34
No, you're thinking of salmon.
AbstraktThoughts 13
54: You're the silly one! Everyone knows unicorns fly. Rainbows are actually made by the flight trail if a unicorn.
TwinArmageddons 4
You mean an Alicorn silly Pegasus don't have horns
moophasa 19
44, There was a Canton Mafia in the 40s through the 60s, so you can add the mafia back in there
Irchell 17
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coolboy675 16
Wrong FML man. Edit: and now future people will think I'm crazy because he edited his post.
Offspring_fml 27
Nah, I saw it too. He posted about the stapler gun FML.
girlydk 7
Wow that sucks for you OP, I hope it gets figured out.
kwyk 23
Hopefully justice prevails!
AbstraktThoughts 13
At least it's not in America, where that word doesn't even exist.
j_cat187 20
Whoever can bribe the judge with the most money wins. Yay!
Mister_Triangle 21
High school must be hard for you guys.
trivel64 16
Wait, I though America had a fairer judicial system that most other countries?
dav3800 7
America has a judicial system?
ruchg1 5
yeah!
jackiemora 18
Just wrong place at the wrong time.
23Z9TZO 18
No shit
jackiemora 18
No shit no shit.
IMcPwn 12
Shit no shit no.
coolboy675 16
And you didn't distance yourself away from the scene because...
Ctrl_H 18
heh atleast the group attempted to clear you. Or maybe it would hurt their rep if word got out you were trying to roll with them.
easyprey 8
Either way op gotta step it up, the group is counting on his leadership.
s15c 9
Yeah, I was thinking the same. For a group of people breaking the law, they're rather considerate.
PenguinBitch 44
Well OP, it's been 5 hours now and Ashton hasn't appeared. Now's the time to scream and rant that you're being punked.
Bakarra 22
Is Ashton still doing his thing? I thought he gave up those reins to Betty White a while ago...
PenguinBitch 44
Bakarra, Ashton IS Betty White!! *dramatic music* He's just playing a prank ...or it's vice versa; Betty White could be Ashton. I'll be back in a few, I'll investigate through google.
SirEskimo 13
And he never came back...I think it's safe to say he found out too much
nnnope 26
how the heck does that even happen? you getting caught up with a random group of people getting arrested, I mean. like, did you not see the police car lights, or hear the siren[s] or have any time to get like 10 feet away?? I think more info is needed here.
djxerxes9000 18
The hammer of justice crushes you!
ballpython 15
Overpower