Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like you've been single for a while already. Make sure you pack a few surprises in your ex-boyfriends bags, like dead fish. By the time he gets there, all his clothes will smell fantastic.
simcop2387 10
I wouldn't think I'd be about to be single. I'd make sure I was. If I ever did that to a girl I'd want her to break up with me because I obviously don't deserve her.
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Comments (276)
kiki0983 5
I would assume that I was already single if that's what was going on. I could just imagine my husband saying something like that to me. He would be divorced quick!!!!
Jasonf6 0
You should be when you dump his ass.
kelsswan 0
Yah think? Break that shit off before he cheats on you
bipolar1234 0
sounds like u already Are
dwilhelm 7
You need to make sure HE'S single. If he treats you like that, he doesn't deserve you.
lumberjack610 1
Dump his ass
ohitsdaniella 7
Press the resume button on the single life cause you don't need a dumbass like him!
samusam_fml 4
I think I'll stick with the YDI on this one because you probably left the good guy in the friend zone...don't get me wrong, I know that I have too little information, but I'm just gonna go ahead and throw that out there...just sayin'...
mackdeezy 22
The "mind your own business" line was what sealed the deal for me. Sorry op
RageKill 0
Just because he's going with an ex of his doesn't mean anything is going to happen. You ending up single could be your own doing. Yes, he was wrong for hiding it and being a dick about it, but that doesn't make him guilty of anything. Guys can hang with exes platonically.
LeDreams 0
But hiding the fact that you're going on a trip is a bad form of respect in itself. Not to mention he then adds "mind your own business." Saying that is similar to saying "get out of my life!"