Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
Snoopy
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like you've been single for a while already. Make sure you pack a few surprises in your ex-boyfriends bags, like dead fish. By the time he gets there, all his clothes will smell fantastic.
simcop2387 10
I wouldn't think I'd be about to be single. I'd make sure I was. If I ever did that to a girl I'd want her to break up with me because I obviously don't deserve her.
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shelbz7 2
You think? I'd dump him right then and there. He's going with his ex and he didn't think you should know? That's sketchy
lehdyrobinson 0
Are you seriously waiting to see if he comes back and still wants to be with you? Beat him to the punch love- you don't need an idiot like that.
SkittlesKat 1
I think most of you got it wrong. If the boyfriend wanted it to be kept under wraps I don't think he was the one to post it on his status. Pretty sure it was one of his friends or maybe his ex girlfriend that had tagged the people involved in the trip(including him) on a facebook status. Normally what happens. He probably never intended his girlfriend to ever find out but his friends slipped up. I think she should truly dump him or tell him she wants a break if the love is there. There's never an excuse to be treated like crap and cheated on because you don't want to be single
killmenow182 0
Lawl.
kalbrek009 20
I think maybe you should be single (from him) since he's obviously a jerk who probably planned on sleeping with his ex anyways...FYL
jujubeewhoopie 0
Oh, that's a keeper. Be sure to reproduce with this guy.
_overandout_ 10
Before he can break up with you, you should break up with him. He obviously wants to keep secrets from you and that's never good.
laaame 0
You think you're about to be single? If I were you as soon as I saw that on Facebook I would have changed my relationship status to single..
sexibitch99 0
Kick him to the curb u dont deserve this shit
furordei 2
Poop in his cereal.