Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like you've been single for a while already. Make sure you pack a few surprises in your ex-boyfriends bags, like dead fish. By the time he gets there, all his clothes will smell fantastic.
simcop2387 10
I wouldn't think I'd be about to be single. I'd make sure I was. If I ever did that to a girl I'd want her to break up with me because I obviously don't deserve her.
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Comments (276)
eastsidesoldier 7
Yea it's none of ur buisness. I go out n do whatever I want n I don't tell my women nothing
kandi_kid69 15
You sir, sound like a crap of a boyfriend.
williamcarter93 13
Why, whenever someone's SO does something dumb, you got all these comments advocating violence, acts that could get the person jailed, cruelty, and all that stupidity? Why not just dump him and move on with life, why seek vengeance like a sore loser?
jayfreeman80 0
He deserves a break from the low esteem and insecure response you exhibit - pull it together girl or you will be a worse spinster than guy already are!!! Hope he has a. blast & breaks up immediately upon his return
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
I wouldn't be surprised if you are single.
mosquito19 14
sounds like he was cheating on his girlfriend with you. you thought you were the girlfriend.
monkiki62 5
I agree op time to be single. Theres not one thing u can trust about this situation.
coolstorybro6969 6
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mhopper 13
I don't understand how he can say "mind your own business" when his business is out there for all of Facebook to see? He's being defensive so he's obviously hiding something. I think it's time OP went on vacation as well and just forget about her stupid [ex]boyfriend. If you don't dump him, then you deserve it!
bulldoghitman97 4
I concur with this statement..
OfficeNinja 5
Smear fertilizer on all his bags. Or if you know anybody taking nitro for a heart condition, crush up a few pills, mix them with a little water, then splash the handles of the bags. Airport security spends a lot of money on fancy explosive detection machines, they like to make sure they work!
AloysiusWeasley 15
This...is not the worst idea ever. Are they really that strict about checking every bag for suspected explosive substances, though?
YesyDidWhat 0
You think? No. You ARE single! Don't let him treat you like that, he's an asshole!
redmnky21 8
what do u mean about to be single, sound's like u've been dumped