Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like you've been single for a while already. Make sure you pack a few surprises in your ex-boyfriends bags, like dead fish. By the time he gets there, all his clothes will smell fantastic.
simcop2387 10
I wouldn't think I'd be about to be single. I'd make sure I was. If I ever did that to a girl I'd want her to break up with me because I obviously don't deserve her.
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ssdk1232 0
There has to be a reason you were not invited and she was...possibly time for soul searching for you??? I find this to be hilarious
Fleurygirl 7
Break up with him via fb status and when he questions it say "I didn't think I needed to tell you, mind your own business."
AloysiusWeasley 15
This, this, this! Normally I despise coward's ways of breaking up like FB statuses and text messages, but this is just perfect. You deserve better, OP! If you stay with him any longer, you'll just be telling him it's perfectly okay to bone his ex and treat you like garbage. Run run run run! /voice of lots and lots of experience, please trust me!!
seasidebrenden12 0
Sucks
Miooow 16
You should be single.
Mideoyeo 12
You should break up with him over facebook (consider you both have facebook) and make a status saying "It's great to be single again!" and if he comes around too ask you why you didnt tell him, just let him know that you didn't think he had too know and to mind his own business(:
False_Stupidity 42
Get in first dump him ASAP as your relationship dead
sammyluvspugs 4
That sucks.. Sorry
ChickInGreenVans 12
Now that's just cold!!
OuBabyBaby 3
i'd break up with him before he even had the chance to break up with me. vacactioning with exes is wrong.
looneytoongirl 0
Um don't be stupid and dump his ass! If he's doing it now it's only going to get worse in the future.