Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like you've been single for a while already. Make sure you pack a few surprises in your ex-boyfriends bags, like dead fish. By the time he gets there, all his clothes will smell fantastic.
simcop2387 10
I wouldn't think I'd be about to be single. I'd make sure I was. If I ever did that to a girl I'd want her to break up with me because I obviously don't deserve her.
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Comments (276)
Eternal94 10
Can I ask why she also need to hid a small skeleton in it?
Avatar_Kirra 14
Please, just break up with him before he breaks up with you.
albanipinto21 1
what a little douche. break up with him like now. WTF
NotAlwaysRight 11
I see nothing wrong with being friends with an ex. I'd still dump him if I were you because he can't be honest with you....unless you're one of those girls who gets crazy mad if your bf just makes friendly conversation with another female.
ktizzley2k 8
iLickRainbows....Just look at your screen name. Who in their right mind would take advice on maturity from you?
lynn0985 5
#TEAMSINGLE
cmb8280 24
Eff him
RetroMom 0
kick him to the curb OP. why wait?
knightgirl95 3
Oooh, lose him! What an ass!! D: I recently broke up with my boyfriend too. You'll be okay (:
Lookinforlove10 1
I think you should choose to be single and let him know that it was your buisness because it was inparitive to know, so you could inform him that he is now single