Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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Top comments
gosh_mate 30
Not exactly ideal... But if you have been going strong for the past 2 years then it's not something to worry about. Many relationships don't start perfectly.
lexiieeex3 32
And you've been flashing him ever since... Although now it's probably more socially acceptable and a private activity.
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Comments (57)
Richard6036 13
Sex is never a good foundation for a relationship it usually falls apart within 3-4 years a good healthy relationship should first be based on honesty and integrity and respect with these three pieces to the puzzle is the only way to have a strong foundation and then sex can come after
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree with you, but I'm not sure how it relates to her post. She said she flashed him accidentally (so no sex here) and they've been together for 2 years, so I'd assume their relationship is pretty strong and probably based off those things you've mentioned.
DoomedGemini 38
Eh, it really depends on people. Everyone's relationships are different, some people waiting work or don't and some people not waiting work or don't. It depends on how the people involved are. Though, as said, it doesn't really have anything to do with the FML..
PenguinsLaugh 24
I met my husband at a swinger party, and had sex with him that night. We got married 4 years later, and have been married for 9 years. I think the foundation is pretty good... ?
wordygirl 11
I think Richard is a psychologist in between patient appointments, lol. I'm happy for you guys!! You've been together longer than alot of marriages. Who cares what started it!
Fonsecac 11
Hey the way my girlfriend of 2yrs and soon to be fiancée started dating because at the time I was in the Friend zone and I was trying to sleep with her best friend and she got mad said why not me. Then she realized what she said and turned tomato red..... I slept with her instead and still do to this day =D
Bragi 12
I fail to see the problem.
c420racer 13
Can someone please explain to me how this an fmylife moment??? She acidently showed a guy her boobs, he obviously liked what he saw and has been her boyfriend for two years. I'm also pretty sure he has seen her boobs many times since. Yeah f your life, he finds you attractive!!! Also seeing as how she isn't complaining about the relationship, he probably loves her.
Suspension1994 3
That's how I met your mother.
worldclassrager 41
I would like to know the story behind this one...how do you accidentally flash someone?
Kendrah18 19
A lot of relationships start off just physical and end up so much more.
team_hale 11
But hey you've been dating for 2 years so you must be doing something right, probably lifting your shirt, but still
jacksraging 3
Sssssoooooo what? Is this your testing ground to see if you should be mad? Most dating starts with physical attraction and the date is to try develop mental connection. I don't understand your anger