Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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gosh_mate 30
Not exactly ideal... But if you have been going strong for the past 2 years then it's not something to worry about. Many relationships don't start perfectly.
lexiieeex3 32
And you've been flashing him ever since... Although now it's probably more socially acceptable and a private activity.
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Comments (57)
zalynaxa 10
Eh, most couples don't have a romantic "how we met" story. My mother still describes my father as "jumping like a pogo stick" when she met him. She was not impressed, but they still stuck together :P
nitrog100 21
When I met my girlfriend nearly two years ago, it was because she was literally the first person I spoke to in our Aikido class. I don't know if we ever would have hit it off otherwise. If you're honest, no relationship starts out in a way that sounds very good. In How I Met Your Mother, Lily and Marshall perfected their 'how we met' story, but Marshall actually told Ted later that night, "This super hot goth chick stopped by earlier today. Totally gonna tap that."