Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, after months of being called paranoid, distrusting and over-possessive by my girlfriend for being suspicious of her, I learned that she really is cheating on me with her coworker. When confronted, she called me ignorant, gullible and naive for believing her. FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
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ayerimrod 0
divorse him and get EVERYTHING!!
Reynard12 0
Well, at least you know for a fact that the next one will be much, much better.
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Comments (156)
daydreamstar 7
wow. hes the bitch. give him the ol' b slap then rips his balls off....smile sweetly and say... now we're both bitches.
nuttyt 0
wow what an a$$hole
xxmarlboroxx 0
the said 'wanker' can get a lot more than half considering if she filed for divorce and proved he was unfaithful. been there done that, got his house and one of his cars.
dugumit 0
your husbad sounds charming. I hope you have proof and take him for all his worth.
blastvortex 4
Ditto.
thikimo 0
oh that's devestating :[ pop a cap in his ass! :D
The_DOOD 0
Stab the ************ in the cranium
DJ_Chutfield 4
I hope you have a very large father or brother to make him sleep with the fishes. Hell, go out, buy a shotgun and do it yourself.
sjay 0
your husbands a dick lady,and im really sorry.
FerrariCake 2
I think your husband is confusing the concepts of "gullible" and "delusional with poor decision making skills". Here is some advice for you: your husband is a moron, and he thinks he's superior to you. He might be, just barely, because you seem pretty stupid also. But you can change that... and ultimately you can make your life better. Your life will only get worse if you continue with the delusion that he is the "love of your life". Divorce him and take most of his stuff (leave him the stuff you don't want). And then find a few guys who aren't the love of your life, but with whom you'd still like to **** around. Take care of yourself, by yourself... and figure out how the world works.
lefty9 0
oh id love to kick your husbands ass. i hope u divorce him and karma gets him back.. **** him over for me and the rest of the world hes the scum of the earth