Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, after months of being called paranoid, distrusting and over-possessive by my girlfriend for being suspicious of her, I learned that she really is cheating on me with her coworker. When confronted, she called me ignorant, gullible and naive for believing her. FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
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ayerimrod 0
divorse him and get EVERYTHING!!
Reynard12 0
Well, at least you know for a fact that the next one will be much, much better.
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Comments (156)
brushababyy 0
snickerdoodles go away your a Ginger and no one likes those......your husband sucks. castrate him.
AngryNinja 1
**** off. not all 'gingers' are like snickerdoodle.
him51772 0
he has a point...
choupinette77 0
he's right about the gullible bitch part.
AngryNinja 1
uh no he isn't. he married her. most brides think their grooms love them. it's not being gullible. its being in love. op's husband just happens to be a dumbfuck.
IAmRoot 0
I wonder: When those words came out, of his mouth, how much were you swearing, yelling, and beating him? The "when I confronted him about it" part probably wasn't a polite, delicate approach, yes?
boatkicker 5
Way to make assumptions, Root.
IAmRoot 0
it is certainly as valid a possibility as the possibility he's 100% dirtbag, no?
Sekococo 0
OP this is a tyler perry media momment. You take a pot full of hot grizy and oil and throw it on him as if it was an accident. Make sure it happen in the kitchen if you can't do that then tell him "your still a small pecker Douche who can't take up a change to be a real husband so decide to turn him self in to a prositute and probably caught a STD" :D
soulsfirefly 8
Sounds like he's selfish, cold and likely to be an emotional abuser. Get out of there. I dated one of those... and then he moved to California.
perdix 31
You need to find a guy who is smart enough to know what the word "gullible" means! If he thought you were truly gullible, he's have denied that he was cheating, even if you were right there and he was on top of the other woman pounding the shit out of her. He'd have said, "No, I am not cheating, now shut up and go make me and my buddy some sammiches!"
unpossible 26
"...Me and my female buddy with whom I, coincidentally, happen to spend all my free time. Make hers a ham 'n cheese on whole wheat, hold the mayo."
unpossible 26
Oh wait, I see what you were doing there. I'd like to say I did it for the slow people, but the truth is I only read half of your comment. Sorry.
javakrypt 0
haaaa
t0xicfaerie 4
I'm sorry this happened to you. :(
daydreamstar 7
take the curling iron, make sure its on full power, then when hes asleep.. plug it in... both ways.