Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, after months of being called paranoid, distrusting and over-possessive by my girlfriend for being suspicious of her, I learned that she really is cheating on me with her coworker. When confronted, she called me ignorant, gullible and naive for believing her. FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
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ayerimrod 0
divorse him and get EVERYTHING!!
Reynard12 0
Well, at least you know for a fact that the next one will be much, much better.
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Comments (156)
toeknee33 0
lmao damn he doesn't give a f$#% bout your marriage
anfscd 17
Yes, I'm so glad you managed to grasp the point of the FML.
ambrz 0
awh:( I hope you guys didn't have kids with that jackass.
deadbunny17 0
I think ambrz is trying to say that hopefully neither the OP, or the mistress had kids with the man, because his gene pool wouldn't produce all-that-great-of kids.
babybubz 0
I'm pretty sure you need to stop trying to be funny by being a smartass.. cuz it's obnoxious. if he's cheating there's obviously TWO women, so 'you guys' makes sense. use your brain.
datgo321 0
bitch
apfunction 0
obviously there was more than one woman.
Ashle1gh 14
In my opinion by correcting her in such a bitchy manner, you're being a smart ass, too bad it isn't working out so well for you though.
JF4509 0
chop his balls off...
JF4509 0
definitely O:
windswept 0
so sorry sweetie. SO not your fault. If you can manage to behave with dignity during these next few weeks/months, you will feel much better about yourself, and he will be shown up as the asshole he is. Kia Kaha (stand strong).
olisykes_ 0
hahaha!
dphilipson12 0
today, I realized that all I do is fight with my wife. fml. you're lucky. go single.
anona_fml 0
u r better off w/o him (:
HanaxD 0
What were you THINKING when you married that dude? Sure, you loved him, but did you not notice that he's a complete jerk?
anonymas_fml 0
His true nature is showing, I'm sorry though that really sucks :/
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
Boudewijn 0
Hum, carrot top... He's right...
deadbunny17 0
I think that all guys are assholes. So AntiChrist7 is correct if you take lesbians out of the equation. Yes I am a guy, shamelessly an asshole because of it. :-D
AngryNinja 1
43, you're my hero. x)