Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, after months of being called paranoid, distrusting and over-possessive by my girlfriend for being suspicious of her, I learned that she really is cheating on me with her coworker. When confronted, she called me ignorant, gullible and naive for believing her. FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
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ayerimrod 0
divorse him and get EVERYTHING!!
Reynard12 0
Well, at least you know for a fact that the next one will be much, much better.
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Comments (156)
SIMRRF 0
Oh wow, first off I'm sorry for you. Now that that's out of the way, here is my advice; tell your husband you want a chance to win him back and that you bought a new massage oil and were hoping to give him a wild night of sex. Then, get the "oil" and glue his wanger when it's really small to the nearest body part, and then make it really big. :] And THEN, you can tell him 'who's the gullible bitch now?' >:}
Vitamin_C 0
you're an evil genius! love it!
ocramavaf 15
you are so full of evil win
Jerryeleni 0
omg i love it! lol hillarious but ouch :o
sevlen 0
that's awful!
Feverrotes 15
He should be put on trial for committing acts of sin towards womanhood.
zook182 0
YDI for being gullible
tc710 0
because everyone who's being cheated on can suss it out in an instant can't they
Nagamori 0
What a cad. Not only a liar, oathbreaker and cheat, he won't even admit responsibility for his wrongdoings. As if you made him cheat! It was a conscious decision on his part. While revenge might be satisfying, my advice is to get the help of a lawyer. Do not sink to his level unless you are certain you can get away with it, because he has different standards for himself than everyone else, and he will try to hold you responsible for anything you do. Typical sociopath behavior.
intensitive 11
Agreed. This is a good example of being blinded by love. I'm pretty sure this guy was a jack ass before the marriage and she just chose to overlook it or was truly blinded by love.
alexFYL 11
It's usually helpful for me when someone else points out the faults of my soon-to-be-ex. It puts you into the anger phase faster. :)
Malinkrot 3
While other teens her age are out having meaningful and fufilling lives, snickerdoodles sits hunched over in her dark and lonely room, trying to seem high and mighty on the internet to raise her painfully low self esteem. I would be miserable too if I was 16 and had no life other than FML.
hijueputa 0
@35- You are such a hypocrite, not only do we listen to your take on other FMLs, but we endure your constant futile attempts to put people down by constantly pointing out every single little grammatical mistake or spelling error, being by accident or ignorance, let people be and concentrate on being a better person, maybe your life will stop being so fecking miserable. Grow up little girl!
null_fml 11
If not for opinions on the FML and the people in it, or advice relating to the OP's situation... what the hell DO you think the comment section is for, #35? Just posting "first" and trolling?
babybubz 0
LOL @ 48 it's so true. she's a very annoying child ..just seeing her picture irritates me.. cuz I know the comment next to it is something stupid.
intensitive 11
Alright. Take it easy. 16-year-olds today have no online couth, and none of you are setting a particularly good example.
Malinkrot 3
Last time I checked, it was the parents jobs to set good examples, not random people on the internet.
intensitive 11
And clearly, the parents of said random people failed.
zippit09 0
Can't be bothered to look through any previous posts but, in this instance at least, you deserved it.
Maddoctor 10
Oh trust me, her previous posts are just as annoying/rude. And this is why people my age get a bad rap for being so immature when it comes to the internet. Tsk tsk...at least when I post a bitchy comment it's in response to someone who's already being bitchy towards the OP, not innocent by-standers...
xKoga 0
I love you #48.
alya_fml 0
divorce that man ***** and find a better one.
PandaFlavoured 0
He's obviously not the love of your life, then. :|
rider12 0
Ahh gotta suck
Shnoodle_fml 0
Go away snickerdoodles. Nagamori was just offering some advice.
alexFYL 11
Or maybe he didn't, but in that case there'd be nothing but her own stuff to take.