Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
penisface69 tells us more.
penisface69 17
he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
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hahayou12345 0
Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.
cRAYzed 0
Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.
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Comments (152)
MyImmortal_fml 0
OMG. What a creep :( and, FIRST!
Deeno15 0
then **** him
LegitDGK 0
does no1 notice the guy is gay cuz if the username didn't tip u off the gender symbol should
soldierz 0
no one notices the male symbol the dudes gay man
NeverLetHerGo 0
Wow.. So, he is stating that he only likes to do taken women? What a jerk.
Weird_Gurl7504 0
yes u idiot
azhein 0
they are both guys.
MrCatman1125 2
He said cute guy so I don't think so.
aneonmoose 11
I'm pretty sure it's not OP they're talking about.
Get_Naykid 0
That's guys...
mashfan6507 17
Yes let's just overgeneralize...
xbOw00 0
He's a keeper!
nosedive1994 0
yea. how is this even an FML? **** him!
stevenJB 25
I think they didn't ****, but still did a 69. :p
hahayou12345 0
Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.
Darrian 2
I don't see what the problem is. Do you want to **** him or not?
free_Aus 0
So did you do it?
cRAYzed 0
Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.
MooToo_fml 0
Thats probably why he added 'it might be awkward' part.. Just my thoughts xD
mojo5678 5
Maybe you could also deduce that from the male sign by his name. No shit Sherlock
biancagolden 0
free pass!
Jimboom 12
Bastard. Not really the kind of guy you want to be with. But then again it might be awkward to mention that when he has his dick in your mouth. As your name seems to suggest you did.