swollenpenis
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sally19863
South Africa
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Clarks Summit, United States
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
curiousminx
Morningside, Australia
Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Husband to be....maybe
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
oncehipjr
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
Unlucky
Bagworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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ccf91 3
Doesn't matter, had sex.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Birth control it is
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donttalkjusteat 3
Oh, excuse the pun! ;)
ManInTheMachine 20
If your username is accurate, and provided you have a needledick, chances are it made the sex better. Push through it OP! No sacrifice, no victory!
perdix 31
Take a picture of it while it's swollen. You're going to need that for use on dating sites. I once got a bee sting on my scrotum and that became my very successful profile pic. Too bad FML made me take it down from this account. It hurt like hell, but for a moment, I was a **** star.
watsinausername 13
Donchu wish the size would remain but the pain would go away?
SillyGirl4602 23
Donchu?
ashaleelee 4
I'm sorry to hear that. I have the same issue and I'm a girl. luckily I found out when I was younger and not the hard way but it gets easier. I feel your pain.
rhapsodys 12
Allergies are really frustrating to deal with. I'm sorry OP.
savyk2014 6
Tehe… THE HARD WAY!
Jemm_fml 29
The "HARD" way *snort*
psywulf 8
isnt a swollen penis kinda the ideal outcome
CharresBarkrey 16
Yes, but unfortunately with allergies, swelling often means itching comes along as well :(
etchsanity1 11
Trojan supra latex free thinner and more sensitive polyurethane condoms ;) my preference