swollenpenis
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sally19863
South Africa
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Clarks Summit, United States
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
curiousminx
Morningside, Australia
Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Husband to be....maybe
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
oncehipjr
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
Unlucky
Bagworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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ccf91 3
Doesn't matter, had sex.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Birth control it is
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Comments (164)
nilly2323 10
That sounds pretty punny
tommy_hatchet 0
I found out a girl i was seeing had a latex allergy during a day trip with a bunch of friends to NYC, I'd bought condoms and bottles of water, made a water balloon and threw it into the other car while driving. She was all red and splotchy all day. Hysterical.
merpgir 7
Ugh I found out bc my dentist used latex gloves in my mouth and broke out in canker sores down my throat
fuggotmuggot 14
Well, wouldnt it make your penis swollen?
WinterBlue42 22
Unfortunately, no. It'd just kill the OP, most likely. ( I know, my friend has a latex allergy. So, FYL to the OP.)
cjwayy 22
Oh boy. I am too. There are latex free condoms, but they tend to be expensive. There are vinyl ones too but they're uncomfortable. The pill, the shot, IUD...
drayloon 50
the "hard" way huh?
MSDemonslayer 5
So you found out the hard way. Literally HARD.
ZackFev 6
"Hard"
acanedo 17
*giggles* hard way...I get it! You made a punny!!!
ben_chwarmer 5
She was probably just happy it got bigger when it swelled