swollenpenis
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sally19863
South Africa
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Clarks Summit, United States
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
curiousminx
Morningside, Australia
Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Husband to be....maybe
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
oncehipjr
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
Unlucky
Bagworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Top comments
ccf91 3
Doesn't matter, had sex.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Birth control it is
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Comments (164)
Enslaved 38
You can use the leftover condoms as balloons! Just don't blow them up yourself! DSL aren't as attractive on guys as they are on girls. :P
perdix 31
#48, DSL is OK, but I do better uploads using cable.
daniel_dd31 13
At least you didn't find out like the guy in a thousand ways to die.
bluxie 4
LOOOOL
Satoaoi 13
the price you pay for being a good little boy and wearing protection what is wrong with the world when a good boy is punished for wearing le condoms
Mustangs08 2
Why is everyone assuming it's a male, it could be a woman, and she could have had sex with a guy and swelled up
Sillabub 15
It's because the username is "swollenpenis".
viper8608 9
you're one of those special kinds of people aren't you. if one braincell died the other would be lonely.
Scotticus117 11
maybe cuz their username is swollenpenis. i mean it could be a chick with a dick i suppose. but im going to make the safe assumption.
secertbeautyxx 5
glad I am not the only one who went through this
hellox3howlow 17
You should have listened to your girlfriend at the birthday party. You can't use balloons as condoms!
Vicanlp 10
Wow, that must've been really hard on you.
Sillabub 15
No need to get swelled up over it, though.
CrackC 5
Hahaha the HARD way (;
AngelSpit 18
my husband isn't allergic to latex but he is allergic to the powder or something they put in them and it makes the skin on Captain Winky shed a few layers and according to him it's a very disturbing situation.