swollenpenis
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sally19863
South Africa
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Clarks Summit, United States
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
curiousminx
Morningside, Australia
Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Husband to be....maybe
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
oncehipjr
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
Unlucky
Bagworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Top comments
ccf91 3
Doesn't matter, had sex.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Birth control it is
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TheVoicesTalk 3
Took me a while to figure out how. I'm sorry op
thrAsHeRr9081 16
The username is swollen penis?
mansen 15
and now I finally get the true reason where that band swollen members got their name from...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
My cousin found out the hard way too, when she was cat woman for Halloween. Truely horrible.
muffinXmonster 12
Well I bet that was awkward
supportcommand 17
She probably enjoyed your swollen penis though.
User57777 13
How did you find out?
AllieCat21 21
Please refer to OP's username.
Pitbull305 9
congrats on figuring out how to grow a couple of inches without "enlargement" pills. use your new powers wisely.
somecoolperson1 2
The 'hard' way eh? ;)
willbur73q 7
I had to scroll way farther than I thought, to find this comment.
cgd825 11
Lol get it hard way! He used a latex condom
Kkkdawg 27
Thanks for that. I would not have gotten that without your help.
Talooka 10
If you know what I mean >;)
perdix 31
#30, oddly enough, comment #22 is by someone who calls himself Pitbull305, but this sounds more like what Mr. Worldwide would actually say. Dale!
ManInTheMachine 20
What was the hard way? Having a prostate exam or having sex? Both sound equally bad to me.