Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
With friends like these…
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
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Kovu_fml 16
My little pony is amazing!! No need to be ashamed. Bronies for life.
BeastlyFrog 7
What's so wrong about that? Let's see how many of us on here will admit to watching it. BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS UNITE!! *brohoof*
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Comments (421)
ALpein 0
Love and Tolerate.
ghostlyhamburger 2
That's nothing to be ashamed of. *brohoof*
HamIsGood1234 0
What was the hard way exactly...?
Jdeluxh 12
What is the hard way?
dcg1375 7
Thats what I want to know!! And what would be the easy way??
metallicshadow 16
I hope you're talking about Friendship is Magic. If so, **** yes *brohoof*
alex6946 10
I looked it up on youtube, and I have to say that show is very addicting! I am now a Pegasister :D!
Ever123 0
WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?
mrpipp 0
**** off you soulless ginger. My little pony is ftw.
bananabuttercup 8
Whats wrong with you?!
alexthegreat17 0
I'm gonna love and tolerate the s**t out of you.
DarkSaul 20
Friendship cannon is armed and ready to fire
youfukinfail 0
I'll bet my life savings that guys still a virgin xD
afulks78 11
Your a champ :)
ikickgingers 15
Can we write in votes? I say Rainbow Bright could kick pony ass!!
Kovu_fml 16
It's rainbow dash :(
ikickgingers 15
No auto correct effed me. I actually meant Rainbow Brite... Not rainbow dash? Really, thank you though.
Kovu_fml 16
Lol ok. I was like IMPOSTER!!!!!!
mandibreann1212 6
My mom always says I look like rainbow bright but I have no clue what rainbow bright is. :p
ikickgingers 15
212- I shouldn't know either. My mom was convinced every time she was pregnant the doctors were wrong and it was a girl. So by the time I was born I had seven years of movies, toys and books. She was bamf and had rainbow colored hair.
lolman222 0
Haters gonna hate. *brohoof*
saranndipidy 0
I watch my little pony....with my 2 year old!
zelhackin 0
What matters is you watch it ^^
zuzupetalsYO 11
Rude.