Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
With friends like these…
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Top comments
Kovu_fml 16
My little pony is amazing!! No need to be ashamed. Bronies for life.
BeastlyFrog 7
What's so wrong about that? Let's see how many of us on here will admit to watching it. BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS UNITE!! *brohoof*
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Comments (421)
ArcticPuppet 0
EPIC BROHOOF, DUDE. FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC KICKS ASS!!!!
SexyHindu 2
I hate gay people.
suckingatlife 9
Comments like this reinforce the idea that being gay is unacceptable in society. No one should tolerate comments like these. There are people who dislike people who use the term gay in a derogatory way. Feel free do some research after reading this.
suckingatlife 9
All that matters if you enjoy it. Like what other people said who cares what other people think. Everyone will like or do something that other people will find weird.
cmayo 3
I didn't know five year olds lived in dorms.
juturnaamo 29
I know, right! Who picks on someone for what shows they like?
Mirorbo 27
Do I even need to begin explaining why that's not something to be ashamed of?
hurrican_fml 0
Haha. Fag. :)
Mirorbo 27
I don't expect your comment to be visible much longer.
dashiipie666 10
No need to be ashamed, pegasister till I died!!! *brohoof*
iFizzgig 11
What exactly is the hard way? They had an intervention?
Mirorbo 27
I can only think it's very sitcom-bully-like. Like "HEY EVERYONE! MIKEY WATCHES A SHOW MEANT FOR LITTLE GIRLS!" and the obnoxious laughter ensues, and OP looks all insecure, thus proving the outburst to be true. That's just my take on 'the hard way'.
iFizzgig 11
Regardless the show is entertaining, I believe that his buds have never watched it and are stuck on the 'fact' that it's 'meant for little girls'. I however, enjoy it.
Mirorbo 27
Oh, I do too! I was actually against watching the show originally because I have bad memories of the show from my childhood. I'm glad I gave it a try in the end. Lauren Faust has done a wonderful job once more!~
leadman1989 16
Who doesn't love ponies.... DREAM CRUSHERS!!! >:(
Bladian 5
Ugh so many bronies in this FML.
Rokara 10
What is wrong with Bronies and Pega-sisters supporting one of our own?
Mirorbo 27
You don't like us Bronies and Pegasisters? That's okay. We love you anyways.
123zc1 3
/)*( *Brohoof*