Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
With friends like these…
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
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Kovu_fml 16
My little pony is amazing!! No need to be ashamed. Bronies for life.
BeastlyFrog 7
What's so wrong about that? Let's see how many of us on here will admit to watching it. BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS UNITE!! *brohoof*
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Comments (421)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Not a bronie, but hey, its what you love, its your inner Child. I like things from my childhood (not MLP, sorry bronies) that I still like now. Embrace your interest, bro...
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Ohhhh awkward..... :P
Ray_of_midnight 23
I suggest you stop caring so much about what other people think...you'll be much happier in life. Sort of tough advice to follow at your age, but give it a try.
fluttershy_4621 1
Dear Princess Celestia Today I learned that i shouldn't care what people think of me. what matters is that I accept the pony that I am. Your Faithful Student Twilight Sparkle
thatmirandachick 7
YDI for watching My Little Pony.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because it's really fun to insult someones interests. /Sarcasm ¬__¬
CoolRainbowdash 15
Are you mad because I'm awesome and your boring
sierralovesyou 0
Uhhh... Awkward... I've never seen it tho so I have no room to talk... I thought it was just the little dolls.
ZebulonPike 8
Little kids' shows are often awesome... I just don't get why so many guys are into My Little Pony. Seriously, get a life. All it does is teach lessons you should have learned at a earlier age.
Yousuck24 21
Yeah...Because we all watch cartoons just to see the morals that it shows... Nope, we don't watch it for entertainment, just for the morals. Aren't you a genius... /sarcasm
ZebulonPike 8
That's what I'm saying, though. "My Little Pony" isn't entertaining. It's lame. Sure, it's acceptable to watch... If you're a three-year old girl.
Yousuck24 21
Well what is 'entertainment' to you? You may not think it's entertaining but a lot of other people think it is. And also, please stop with the "it's only entertaining to a 3 year old" argument, it's seriously getting old.
ZebulonPike 8
Whatever, man. If you like it, fine. I won't stop you from watching it. I just don't see how adults can be entertained by a kids show unless it has hidden adult jokes like some shows have.
Yousuck24 21
It does have hidden adult jokes though.
Koust 1
Look on the bright side, now that everyone knows you can watch the new episodes as loud as you want!
theonlysweetpea 10
Is that a series or a movie?
TheBlueMuffin 0
Series
zombiekitten87 12
So? I just ate some MLP fruit snacks. Let them hate, they're just jealous.