Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
With friends like these…
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
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Kovu_fml 16
My little pony is amazing!! No need to be ashamed. Bronies for life.
BeastlyFrog 7
What's so wrong about that? Let's see how many of us on here will admit to watching it. BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS UNITE!! *brohoof*
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Comments (421)
dennis96411 12
Well, I used to diss the show because of the way things are presented (unmanly), but my friends liked it so much, I just had to check it out. I started with 1 episode, and next thing you know I watched through the entire season... Then somewhere along the way I managed to make a Sparta remix of Rainbow Dash crashing into things. I guess what I'm saying is that this show is like a drug :O
Bekll 31
Rainbow Dash is my favorite, and then Fluttershy. :P I've only seen two episodes.
Mystery_Machete 2
40, you've only seen two episodes and you've decided on your favorite pony? It took me the entire season to decide which of the mane 6 was my favorite.
sarah_beth18 0
Their just jealous cause their not as pimp as you!! My little ponys is the shit! Hahha
Yousuck24 21
So...Even if they know, does this affect your life if they know? Besides, now that your roommates know, try to turn him into the Brony.
Michael_Kelso 0
I want to know 'what the hard way' of finding out means. Ridicule perhaps?
madcappd 4
I was wondering that too...
raichu0512 1
That's not a bad thing at all! I wish I lived in your dorm *brohoof*
SquirrelZilla 0
I've personally never seen the cartoon...doesn't sound too appealing unless I was like 17 and doing acid or shrooms. To each his own tho bud
ajmacrae 5
Is there an easy way??
twofirstnames 12
Psh, forget them OP, if you really want to piss them off decorate your dorm with my little pony posters and memorabilia.
dendodge 17
What's wrong with that? I'm a brony too, and proud of it! You should celebrate your bronyhood, not hide it!
exleonhart 0
10 points for courage, -8,011 for looking weird. :(
NikkiFlysKites 8
^ Uncalled for.
justanotherhuman 21
Agreed, totally uncalled for. I think he's got the cute, young academic Brit look down rather well~ ...besides, you're... fighting with the floor in your picture. Don't rip on 'weird'.
derp_ninja 0
Totally deserved it you brony
DalekScythe 0
your commenting on an FML which is made up 90% bronies, you're not gonna win here.