Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
With friends like these…
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Top comments
Kovu_fml 16
My little pony is amazing!! No need to be ashamed. Bronies for life.
BeastlyFrog 7
What's so wrong about that? Let's see how many of us on here will admit to watching it. BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS UNITE!! *brohoof*
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Comments (421)
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Winning. :)
divsie 0
Hey brony be proud. The show is awsome and you are doing your part to promote it. Bronies for life white dawg
Petal23 11
Be proud, it's just your thing!
Arivien 3
Be proud! This is how you find all your fellow bronies! Don't forget, Friendship is Magic (TM)!
Nickel05 15
maybe you shouldnt blast it on your tv, and maybe you should get rid of all the MLP paraphernalia you have sitting around.
Technoir 2
I didn't realize there were so many homos on FML. Shouldn't you guys all be at a circle jerk somewhere?
42billybob 5
Don't be ashamed of what you do. If you are ashamed and you still do it, it's an addiction and it controls you... and that makes you weak. Take pride in what you do, or don't do it.
neocow 8
Why is this in the work category?
aceObjection 4
Welcome to the Herd. Would you like a brohoof with your acceptance?
svenskdod 2
Dude, you suck...