Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Pecking order of shame
Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
With friends like these…
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Top comments
Kovu_fml 16
My little pony is amazing!! No need to be ashamed. Bronies for life.
BeastlyFrog 7
What's so wrong about that? Let's see how many of us on here will admit to watching it. BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS UNITE!! *brohoof*
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Comments (421)
KokoPuff1_fml 0
my little pony sucks
Buggaloo_Shrimp 1
That is freaking amazing :) !
Pink_Slip 0
Aww, whatever happened to "brony & proud"? Chill--a lot of matured people watch it. Chances are, half your dorm does and isn't fessing up.
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn hard ways.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm laughing at all the little ***** who think MLP: FIM is for little girls and other shit, anti bronies **** you. Bronies, nice job :). (not a bronie myself, but still I like a lot of cartoons :) )
saounga 0
Same here! I watch it cuz I think it's funny. Plus, my 2 year old makes me watch it.
dennis96411 12
MLP is better than most shows they put on TV nowadays.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, Adventure Time and Regular Show are high up with MLP: FIM in my radar...
BradenLock 4
Better My Little Pony than Twilight.
auddylynne 0
I was a closet-my little pony-watcher up until 7th grade... Embarrassing haha
CoolRainbowdash 15
Brony for life