Today, I took a big, smelly, satisfying dump when I woke up. When I tried to flush, nothing happened. None of my four roommates bothered to tell me we didn’t have running water. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that when I sleep, I go to the bathroom to poop and don’t flush the toilet. I live with three roommates who all wake up before I do. FML
Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML
Today, I came back from a holiday with in-laws who don't speak English. After taking a dump and not being able to flush, I realised they had turned off the water prior to the holiday. I had to show them my poop to explain they had no running water. FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Time to get out the poop knife.
whiskey'swino 15
A bucket of water will force a flush. What a shitty situation but easily fixed.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Time to get out the poop knife.
whiskey'swino 15
A bucket of water will force a flush. What a shitty situation but easily fixed.
RichardPencil 32
These days the cool kids are calling it a sticky situation. Shitty situation is so 2017, Grandma!
whiskey'swino 15
Silly old me dearie. I need to get with this internet thingie. What is it, "sticky"? Got it. Sticky situations.
Ellimac21 14
Yes but where do they get the water from ? If there is no running water ?
whiskey'swino 15
The grocery store usually sells water pretty cheap.
ViviMage 40
I have a local friend that doesn't have running water in her trailer. She hauls buckets of water from a nearby stream to fill the tank manually, so the flush handle works. I suggest you get a bucket!
tounces7 28
They're the ones who are going to have to live with the smell for not telling you. And wasting what water was in the toilet tank already.
rodfergie 18
You so you just woke up, and they didn't tell you. Were they all in bed with you?
anayanci1 6
Well now your roommates can suffer the consequences of not telling you :)
aje001 8
The cistern should already be full of water, so the toilet would still be good for one flush even after the water was turned off.
metroido 21
to everyone telling op to just leave the poop in there...not everyone is proud of their poops. some people, believe it or not, are *embarrassed*