Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
theapplesleader
Washington, United States
Yucky!
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Becks
The spirit of John Lennon
Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML
seadrick
Granville Ferry, Canada
Today, I learned that not only do wood ticks have a habit of dropping off of branches onto you as you walk under them, they also like to hang out in groups of five or six. FML
ewwww
Oak Lawn, United States
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
rivercitybarf
United States
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Lucia
Creepy crawlies
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
awkardtaco
Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML
Anonymous
Sparta, United States
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
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dylanger16 19
You might want to go to the doctor and get tested for diseases then
Queensland 27
Why would you want to eat a black jelly bean anyway, they're the worst!!
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xivoricbutterfly 25
Did you have a bag of jelly beans or did you eat it off the floor because that's just disgusting .
BlueShade 17
Are there even black jelly beans...? I've seen really dark purple jelly beans but I don't think I've seen black. Tell me if I'm wrong.
Queensland 27
I think they're the same thing, people see them as both... Not much colour difference I don't think.
amanda182 19
Yes, there are such things as black jelly beans.
Ichiya 29
They are flavored with anus...erm I mean anise.
False_Stupidity 42
Big difference in flavor between black ones and purple ones.
kerstileann 26
Black Licorice? (i dont know what a deer tick looks like so i dont know if it looks like one)
kalbrek009 20
Ok. You're wrong. There are black jellybeans...you may just be somewhat color blind to the actual color...& yes, black licorice is black..not purple. Lol
peterblackmer91 12
you are wrong
lovelyvampire 16
black jelly beans suck, I wouldn't eat them anyways
Flaming_Pandas 15
New jelly bean flavor idea: Blood-filled deer tick
AbsyntheMayhem 23
Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans!
CoolCookie210 22
I just cringed so hard
Lanabur 13
Please check a doctor, just in case. Icky! Sorry that happened.
Jay0501 21
I don't know.. They were disgusting before and they're disgusting now. Seems about right
bsums203 13
I cant think of much nastier.
mileyisamaniac 11
Ew!
drbckflps 22
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