Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
theapplesleader
Washington, United States
Yucky!
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Becks
The spirit of John Lennon
Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML
seadrick
Granville Ferry, Canada
Today, I learned that not only do wood ticks have a habit of dropping off of branches onto you as you walk under them, they also like to hang out in groups of five or six. FML
ewwww
Oak Lawn, United States
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
rivercitybarf
United States
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Lucia
Creepy crawlies
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
awkardtaco
Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML
Anonymous
Sparta, United States
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
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dylanger16 19
You might want to go to the doctor and get tested for diseases then
Queensland 27
Why would you want to eat a black jelly bean anyway, they're the worst!!
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mister_icicle 17
My sister did that when we were little. It was a "dog raisin". We thought she busted her lip from all the blood. I think she ate a caterpillar too. lol
NodakN8V 25
Just ate breakfast....that's enough internet for today.
DeathBunny8 9
Do you mean a dog tick? Deer ticks are flat, hard, usually brown and spotted with red or white. Dog ticks are the darker ones that get round and fat. Although dog ticks are more gray when full. Not sure how either could be confused with a jellybean. I guess you eat gray squishy jellybeans.
JayVicious 20
i was going to say the same thing. even full of blood they look tannish/greyish and there is a light purple color howing thru its skin but i cant see them being confused with anything. they are quite unique.
nicievans 9
Um - don't you mean a _gray_ jelly bean? If they're full, they are plump and about the size of a jelly bean, but turn gray as they fill and stretch.
OscarEcho 12
Oh my... That is the single most disgusting FML I've ever read. And there are some pretty bad ones out there. Good job on that. FYL, FYL indeed!
jbombdighetty 11
probably taste better
cappellaaa 23
That's absolutely disgusting
Mandybruin 15
Ugh! I'm eating!
fuckdepression 13
You should never eat jelly beans that you didn't find in a jar.
chblake 9
Ahh!