Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
theapplesleader
Washington, United States
Yucky!
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Becks
The spirit of John Lennon
Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML
seadrick
Granville Ferry, Canada
Today, I learned that not only do wood ticks have a habit of dropping off of branches onto you as you walk under them, they also like to hang out in groups of five or six. FML
ewwww
Oak Lawn, United States
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
rivercitybarf
United States
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Lucia
Creepy crawlies
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
awkardtaco
Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML
Anonymous
Sparta, United States
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
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dylanger16 19
You might want to go to the doctor and get tested for diseases then
Queensland 27
Why would you want to eat a black jelly bean anyway, they're the worst!!
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harp 9
FYI Deer ticks are smaller than the head of a pin when they are fully engorged. They would never be as large as a jellybean, most likely a common dog tick that fell off after its dinner and more apt to be found in the house... But all the same still pretty damn disgusting to chew....
trentonwhitfill9 7
Question. You didn't see it moving before you put it in your mouth?
ScarlettVixen_fml 5
Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!
cmac86 24
Well I'll bet you will never eat a black jelly bean again.
Emma1562 35
Was it salty lol
Rammer3500 23
1. A deer tick is about the size of the point of a pen, so clearly it wasnt a deer tick meaning 2. It was a harmless wood tick and was not full of blood
vix9002 15
ydi for trying to eat a black jelly bean
APOLLO_TC 8
ydi for eatin those black jellybeans you sick **** u hope you die