Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my son got an email saying he could win an iPad if he just entered his credit card number. He asked for mine, telling me that it was so he could buy some school supplies online, so I gave it to him. The internet just conned a credit card number out of a 17-year-old nitwit. And me. FML
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Top comments
Gerrito 0
Well take his ipod and don't give him any money till the 600$ are paid off. Can parents not raise their children anymore, that's just sad.
cdawg145236 1
your lucky he hasn't found the $999.99 apps yet
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Majd09 0
you can remove ur credit card info or just delete the whole account or maybe try o make ur bank disable purchases of those things. if it didn't work, then u have to delete the account and make a new one, or just remove ur credit info. if u chose to make a new one, dont put ur credit card info on it: go to the app store (on the iPod or iTunes) find any FREE app, install it. it would now ask you to sign in or make new account. click make néw account, when u get to the credit card info part, choose None (when ur doing this on the iPod, click on the part where it says "Credit Card" then change it to None)
notverysuperdean 9
why does he have your credit card on his iPod in the first place? Just take it away from him and ground him until he gets the money back (which might take months or years as he can't even go outside to get a job). perfect and suitable punishment.
garfield224 0
Take the little bastards iPod away to pay for the apps. And the xbox you probably let him have
dre_bro11 12
There is a way to make an account without a credit card, apple has a tutorial, involves downloading a free app first or something like that, and 21, # 1 was just saying lucky he hasn't found them yet. As for OP, why don't you take his iPod and disable the downloading of apps through restrictions? And maybe take your credit card of the account, or change your pass and don't tell him.
snb46 0
just be happy that he hasn't found the bar max ca ($1000.00)
DelilahLoyla 1
parental locks are there for a reason.
slickrasta 1
Your a dumb parent. A kid should never be given unlimited access to a credit card. Your stupid.
geeksaresexy 18
No, you're stupid...
maszaros 9
www.whitewhine.com. #firstworldproblem
Jamialia 5
If you were any kind of Parent, you would sell his stuff to make up for it all. Ground him too. And that's just the start.
tencentsakiss 19
Sell his iPod and use the proceeds to pay for the apps.