Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my son got an email saying he could win an iPad if he just entered his credit card number. He asked for mine, telling me that it was so he could buy some school supplies online, so I gave it to him. The internet just conned a credit card number out of a 17-year-old nitwit. And me. FML
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Top comments
Gerrito 0
Well take his ipod and don't give him any money till the 600$ are paid off. Can parents not raise their children anymore, that's just sad.
cdawg145236 1
your lucky he hasn't found the $999.99 apps yet
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CallMeHush 1
Shut down the account and whip his little ass.
RileyL29 0
What's the point of sending your child to his/her room with the intent to punish but allowing the iPod (and probably other electronics) to be easily accessed? When I was sent to my room for wrongdoing, I got the wooden spoon and a book. Parents these days... smh.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I totally agree with your point but I have to say, the idea of associating reading with punishment rankles me a bit.
skittles009 0
this is ur fault... why the hell dont u take his ipod away when hes introuble. are u able to tale the cc offline so he cant get anymore apps?
Lisa89 3
You give a kid an ipad and pay for his apps? YDI
Lisa89 3
*ipod
underguarded 20
why does your son have your credit card number in the first place, just ground him from everything . he's supposed to think about what he's done, nor distract from it.
jeremey602 0
shit, send him to military school
jorankay411 6
CHANGE YOUR ****** PASSWORD AND TAKE THE $600 OUT OF HIS ACCOUNT... OR EVEN BETTER, HAVE HIS WORK HIS ASS OFF TO PAY YOU BACK!!!!! MOMS SHOULDN'T BITCH ABOUT PROBLEMS WITH THIER LITTLE BITCH KIDS!!!!! ESPECIALLY ONES THAT ARE SO SIMPLE TO FIX!!!!! YDI
mexicotoucher 7
Dude, calm down.
mexicotoucher 7
Maybe one of those apps was for better parenting
geeksaresexy 18
See, this is why I don't want kids! I'm terrified I'll be a horrific parent and this will be me!
IsBitchBetter 1
I would say you own his ass or at least $600 worth of it. Instead of sending to his room, he will now be cleaning bathrooms, detailing your car and mowing the yard.
kc1997kc 9
not only that sell the iPod with all the apps on it, but get rid of your account from it's history.