Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my son got an email saying he could win an iPad if he just entered his credit card number. He asked for mine, telling me that it was so he could buy some school supplies online, so I gave it to him. The internet just conned a credit card number out of a 17-year-old nitwit. And me. FML
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Top comments
Gerrito 0
Well take his ipod and don't give him any money till the 600$ are paid off. Can parents not raise their children anymore, that's just sad.
cdawg145236 1
your lucky he hasn't found the $999.99 apps yet
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Comments (355)
xoCOURTNIEox 0
I swear kids are such ******* these days !
chino627 0
took the words out of my mouth I hate kids
rbubbles 20
you have to admit they're smart *******!
WiderWille 11
A smart ****** wouldn't buy apps for $600 just because he disagrees with his mother
OceanProtection 0
a smart kid would have bought them and then deleted the purchase history on iTunes leaving phantom buys on you bank statement... deny all knowledge of the apps and delete them after his grounded ass beats the game or whatever he's doing...
logcabin69 0
There is a lock on iPods that don't allow purchases to be made...... you should look into that. or just take it away completely.
pegasus187 9
you should have taken away his iPod as well!
Livinia 11
Take his iPod off him and all technological things to teach him a lesson.
bingababe 16
ydi for sending him to his room and not taking his iPod!!
itz_towelie 6
beat your kids, it helps
ConradDavid 1
agreed.. and if he gives you lip give him the "don't **** with me" look and lift up your hand to slap his ass
JHPugh 19
But make sure not to bluff. Follow through or he'll never learn the lesson
twilightdogstar 1
So confiscate his iPod or change the password on your iTunes account. He can't do it then. YDI for not stopping it.
rattusrattus 19
Yeah, sending your kids to their rooms doesn't work cause that's where their toys and gadgets are. Mum used to make me sit on the stairs.
barbiiee_fml 0
take it away! whip him to & make him do things that will make up for his 600$ worth of apps!
Igor_g5 0
Nice pair.
Wezl8 0
Please you people act like parents actually control their children when they have things like I phones. The world should have ended this past weekend it's all jacked up