Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my son got an email saying he could win an iPad if he just entered his credit card number. He asked for mine, telling me that it was so he could buy some school supplies online, so I gave it to him. The internet just conned a credit card number out of a 17-year-old nitwit. And me. FML
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Gerrito 0
Well take his ipod and don't give him any money till the 600$ are paid off. Can parents not raise their children anymore, that's just sad.
cdawg145236 1
your lucky he hasn't found the $999.99 apps yet
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dkent6251 0
smart kid!
PohTehToe 0
You can change his profile on itunes and erase the credit card number.BUT,You'll need to get his account password if he has made his own account,if he using your account,the apps he bought are free for you lol.PS:If you do this and hes on your account,take a look at his notes,just incase he didn't paste the number there.
XyberPunk9 3
My son would SO be without his electronics (Phone, computer, anything with internet access) and depending on his age, either working chores to pay it off or his next could of paychecks go in my pocket. Luckily, my son is only eight and we dong have to deal with that yet. Besides, sending a child to their room as punishment is actually a bad idea.. They need to be put in a situation where they can be supervised, and still serve their punishment.. Nose to the wall in a corner, I dont care how old he is.. If he's still acting like a childish brat, he can be treated like one.
VeraJK 16
That's why I'm only allowed to use gift cards to buy apps.......
smhlqnick 0
Obviuus
GetTheFuckOut 7
That's your own fault. Take away his electronic shit before you send him away to his room.
Face0_o 0
Take his ipod then send him to his room?
djjaxon2001 4
Take away his iPod and break it to pices
psychoticbiatch 5
Why would you be stupid enough to give your son access to your credit card? Ydi for sure
JasmineLuvsYuh 0
hahaha i used to do that ALL the time, so now my parents have to tell me to go watch tv !