Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
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lindseyluvszac 4
Yes, but still, why did you kick him in the first place?
gunmania0 12
it's pleasurable!
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Comments (206)
loserman67 36
Number one, there is something creepy about you, calling them "snowglobes". Number two, maybe you kick like a little girl. Number three, and I probably shouldn't ask this, but did you kiss them and make them all better?
TheDeadlyBones 0
u kicked a lady... O.o
xxmollyxx 25
i wouldn't have smiled after being kicked in my female equivalent to the snowglobes
booger77 0
You don't give another man a shot in the pills!!!
Tesaatje 12
Are you sure it was a man?
Tesaatje 12
sure it was a man?
xxmollyxx 25
why not just say 'balls'?
I'madumbass 19
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone gets it!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????
I'madumbass 19
Seriously. "Balls" just sounds better. Seriously.
BabyyJesuss 0
Maybe he was wearing a cup?
MaskedAspen 6
that, dear sir, is the pussy way out.
mdizzl 6
and that when you turn and walk away before some shit happens to you
RyNo24 4
there is also something wrong with a guy who calls them snow-globes...