dank meme
Chicago, United States
Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leaf hater
United States
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
Anonymous
Canterbury, United Kingdom
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
anon
Bloomington, United States
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Anonymous
West Chester, United States
Didn't see ya there!
Today, I was outside talking to my new neighbor. I was gesturing while talking and didn't notice the little kid riding her bike coming our way. I ended up accidentally smacking her in the face and knocking her off her bike. Apparently she's my new neighbor's daughter. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Dana
United States
Slippery
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
thanks....
United States
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML
IcyWindows
Syracuse, United States
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML
Snowtoe
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
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EnJey0 19
Whether or not this is an FYL or YDI depends on whether or not you did this accidentally or purposefully. If it was an accident, then that sucks, but I'd like to know how, it it was on purpose, you're a dick. Someone spent their time out in the cold to make a snowman and you decided to be an ass and destroy it.
jcash52426 5
YOU KILLED FROSTY!!!!!!
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alternative-facts 6
Whydja do such a mean thing? What did the snowman ever do to you?
OneGuySixDemons 23
Who knows, maybe his family was killed by a group of snowpeople...
tomvertigo 17
Thank you for not assuming their snowgender.
EnJey0 19
Whether or not this is an FYL or YDI depends on whether or not you did this accidentally or purposefully. If it was an accident, then that sucks, but I'd like to know how, it it was on purpose, you're a dick. Someone spent their time out in the cold to make a snowman and you decided to be an ass and destroy it.
jcash52426 5
YOU KILLED FROSTY!!!!!!
kelardy 11
how do you not know that your neighbor you've lived next to for 9 years has a kid? Have you not seen this kid before?
Reasonable_one 12
Was the snowman on your property? That is the only way I see this as an FML. Otherwise it seems highly likely it is a YDI for being the type of person who won't talk to your neighbors but will go around wrecking what strangers have spent time doing.
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure it's his kid or Kimmy Schmidt?