Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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sunflower226 0
does he wear a speedo?
Brannie 4
this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
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Comments (185)
KatieKupcake4195 9
He cleans a giant hole filled with water, OP. It doesn't get any better than that. Nah, I'm just kidding. FYL man :( I'm so sorry about all that happened
imacatcher 10
Never hire a pool boy (or a gardener).... They always do it with your wife.
j4ym4n 2
Didn't know people were possessions. Last time I checked people have free will to do what they want. Maybe this is why you can't have a wife anymore
matt_mcg 2
You're a moron. He doesn't mean stolen in a literal sense, its a figure of speech. But by your logic, free will makes it ok for her to cheat on her husband with the pool boy then?
SpeakOutLoud 1
Haven't you learned from Glee never to trust pool boys like Puck who are into cougars??? ;D
shuttershades99 0
Typical story. Wife leaves for the pool boy, YDI for not seeing it coming.
perdix 31
On the bright side, he was probably cheaper than a divorce lawyer! :D
Midwest 5
It seems you were to concerned about the pool than you were your wife, but then again if she left you for the pool boy she mustn't have good taste in men.
KiddNYC1O 22
Dirty pool and wife.
eilselivery 0
i'm so sorry...everyone knows the stereotype about pool boys! they're never a good thing. :(
Donniehw 5
First, punch him in the face for takin your laptop... Then shake his hand for stealin your wife cuz she obviously had/has other things better to do( like your pool boy ) and you can score way better than her anyway... Last, pay him double for cleaning the pool and tell him to get out of there and never come back . (btw the double pay is so he doesn't file a lawsuit on you for punchin him in the face)