Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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Top comments
sunflower226 0
does he wear a speedo?
Brannie 4
this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
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Comments (185)
KM96 24
Damn what a douche!!! That is totally unfair! Especially with your wife and taking her ... Sorry for you ... :(
perdix 31
I'm sorry for your loss. They are so hard to replace. I hope you backed up your data.
Headcrab 29
You cash AND laptop? sucks man...
MD5385457 2
Don't consider it a loss
zebrapattern 6
you hid cash in your wife? commas. use them.
SignUpisntcool 3
Really this is just pathetic , yea FYL
FaraPjJammaz 13
That's why you should hire UGLY guys
grace12898 0
Honestly, your wife? How cliche can people get?
Fmlsea 28
thats why u clean ur own pool and never hire good looking guys .talk about taking you to the cleaners .
GypsyRover 0
Before you do anything sell all you're things to a good friend or family member for a dolor. Make sure you get a receipt from them.then when you get a divorce you will only owe her .50. When she leaves,change all the locks and code to the garage door. Call a lawyer and get a divorce. When the divorce is over get you're things back from you're friend. It's what I did. It works. Remember,"it's not against the law to be a jerk." know one will look out for you,but you!!!! CYA!!! Good luck to you.