Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out my wife has been sleeping with one of my employees. Now, I can divorce her no problem, but turns out I can’t fire him for personal reasons because he’s in the union. That means I have to work every day with a man who has been inside the woman I shared marriage vows with. FML
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Top comments
inhindsight 11
Quick get rid of her
greeneyebeauty9 28
Quick to the divorce papers!
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Comments (84)
ulissey_fml 22
OP, I'm sorry that it took a builder's crack to open your eyes.
bigbob92 6
Damn.
martin8337 36
The handyman becomes the candyman.
worldclassrager 41
Getting through those divorce papers should be a quickie
Etweens96 25
End it! That woman is no good for you!
kendallfireHD 16
Kick her out.
Alex191992 11
I feel your pain, bro.
adrianaaa14 7
R.I.P WIFE! :o
Kitsi 14
Sorry you married a *****. I wish you luck and happiness in the future.
Simbaby 23
Dang, that would definitely be a heart breaking situation . I'm so sorry . It's always hard on someone finding out their spouse had cheated on them .