Intimacy: Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2014 18:27 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML

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Kielnmsoftly 26

Sunday 28 December 2014 12:19

I've come across this one many times in collective and every time I read it, I hope she got every std possible. Marriage is sacred and it obviously isn't an open relationship so even if you support that, it doesn't work here. ******* ****. Sorry you wasted your time and money on her OP.