Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out my wife has been sleeping with one of my employees. Now, I can divorce her no problem, but turns out I can’t fire him for personal reasons because he’s in the union. That means I have to work every day with a man who has been inside the woman I shared marriage vows with. FML
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inhindsight 11
Quick get rid of her
greeneyebeauty9 28
Quick to the divorce papers!
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Comments (84)
sassy2085 16
Have anyone considered that she has a sex addiction. She might need help.
rocker_chick23 27
So? That doesn't give her the right to cheat on OP
cryssycakesx3 23
I really wish this "sex addiction" didn't become a thing. too many use it as an excuse.
slyde32 12
she's married, if she had a sex addiction, I'm sure op wouldn't reject her offers, no need to cheat
mellyski 25
I agree #52! It may be a real addiction but it's definitely an excuse that is taken advantage of by assholes and bitches. Cheating's cheating, you get caught, man up and deal with it.
marcelmg 10
Now at least you know why it was a long term project.
pjsr 33
They say builders know how to use their tools. Find a lawyer that will use his tools to screw her over good.
cryssycakesx3 23
I think she was using their tools...
Macherni 5
And I thought I treated my contractors well by providing coffee and donuts.
CrikOgresmasher 19
time to dethrone the Queen
haxthis 3
Best comment
trey600rr 22
good for her, you should do the same!
BoobsAreGreat02 2
Well at least you can drink with your buddies now
rocker_chick23 27
Divorce her OP. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
vikky538 29
i hope she is ready for quick divorce... btw is the peoject was for on from last 12 years...
dextrementor 24
I don't understand the point of cheating, if you aren't in love with the person you are with, tell them, talk about it, maybe you can come to an agreement. don't go and cheat it makes you look bad.
JBChristian 47
It doesn't just make you look bad, it is bad and they are bad.