Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out my wife has been sleeping with one of my employees. Now, I can divorce her no problem, but turns out I can’t fire him for personal reasons because he’s in the union. That means I have to work every day with a man who has been inside the woman I shared marriage vows with. FML
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inhindsight 11
Quick get rid of her
greeneyebeauty9 28
Quick to the divorce papers!
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Comments (84)
Brayson 12
While what she did is horrible. Nobody brought up the workers. They are just as much at fault. I'm sure some of them have girlfriends and wives too. So they cheated as well. OPs (hopefully) ex wife just ruined the lives of several other people and families not just hers.
kingdomgirl94 29
Contrary to your own comment there don't you think? The workers ruined their relationships if they have any, not OPs wife. That's what being equally at fault means.
azyjazy713 11
That's so sad. I hope you find someone who appreciates you, or at least doesnt **** other dudes in your house
Lil_Red777 21
One that doesn't **** other dudes in general.
cheezter 15
I think a big discount is in order
thundermoo 16
Workmen? Not workman? Ouch. Dude, that's rough. Sounds like you need a new wife.
MissBehavin77 18
Divorce the *****. No guy deserves to go through that, you can find someone so much better.
xIlluminated 6
I'm really sorry man. I hate hearing relationships break down because of a girl who doesn't want to respect her self and her husband
buckdharma 38
It's all right there in their contract op. They guaranteed you they'd nail everything that's loose.
GentlemanBastard 15
BOOM! Best comment ever
jem421 1
Have the paternity tests done and don't go on Maury. That said go for custody you are their Dad.
chocolatefrog28 29
I imagine her new nickname will be Devastated Divorcee, after all that. Very sorry you are going through such circumstances, OP.
Helldemon 32
If she so easily cheated on you with all these guys, who knows how long this has been going on :( That really sucks.