Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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pittsports87 0
YDI for being a hippy
Greendarthpotato 0
That is gross.
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Comments (356)
Cerataphora 0
I hate the word "pony-tail". I personally have long hair, and usually it's tied back. Do I call if a pony-tail? No, it's on my damn head, not a horse's ass.
XxKate1294xX 0
Love this comment :)
Sharrakor 0
Seconded.
bexox 0
But somehow, men that have them... look like assholes. huh...
Lehk 9
give her crabs as retaliation.
soeasytosay 0
so i'm pretty sure that telling him he didnt need to cut off all of his hair to get rid of the lice is not going to help him now.
lyssaboo 0
ew ydi
Tehalon 0
Shame, ponytails rock! FYL
Ponyboyboy123 0
Dude, That BLOWS Im sorry to hear it
nikki1001 0
GOOD!!! Smart woman. Ponytails, bleck. But still, you didn't have to cut it off, just wash it out.
some1hones 0
you suck a$$ dude and you definitely deserve it
RedisDead88 0
thats funny seeing as how you dont have to cut your hair to get rid of lice
lnf9ohfour 0
GOOD. I FEEL SOOO BAD FOR YOUR WIFE HAVING TO LIVE WITH A MAN WITH LONG HAIR THAT IS DISGUSTING YDI FOR BEING A PIG. GOOD ON YOUR WIFE, SMART WOMAN. btw, 92 is right dumbass.
RabidLimaBeans 16
Please, tell me how a man having long hair is in any way different from a woman having long hair. Because men "aren't supposed to?" Are you saying that men are incapable of maintaining clean, healthy long hair? I certainly was, as I grew my hair out for years, and washed and conditioned it regularly. I have curly hair, so I had sort of a Robert Plant thing going, and I loved it. Now I sport a mohawk, complete with shaved sides and the occasional spiking, and I love that too. Are you going to tell me that that's weird or nasty as well?