Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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pittsports87 0
YDI for being a hippy
Greendarthpotato 0
That is gross.
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Comments (356)
thejoz 0
As a married man with longish hair, and a wife who supports it I say: ***** you if you think men and long hair automatically don't mix. *FYL for having a bitch of a wife. Simple as that.
Fateless_Fighter 0
FYL for having a wife that thinks she can control you (well, you know, make you do things). But you don't have to cut it, just use NIX ALOT... >.< I couldn't grt rid of my lice for a month, then when It went away, I got if two months later, while I was in a hospital (for phinomia)
allocomrade 0
stop being such a bitch, man up, and have regular length hair. i mean, it suks that u had 2 scratch something u've been working on 4 a decade but a ponytail, honestly dude, ur a married man, grow up and get passed woodstock u damn hippie
everythingg_fml 0
Wow...what a bitch. That's terrible. She deserves a smack for thinking she can control you like that...
Paige_Nicole10 0
awe!:( that really sucks, shave her head for her. i mean it takes so long for mens hair to grow compared to ours, and not to mention if it was healthy. one of my friends grew his hair out from his freshman year to sr and it grew about as much as mine does in a year.
afithcb 0
wow man...you're wife's got you whipped.
Some___Guy 0
Comic book guy?
murdermygymsox 0
YDI for not cutting your frickin hair
SquirrelB0y 0
YDI fir having a ponytail nasty And remember kids don't do drugs!
saze_fml 0
Get her back by giving her an STD