Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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pittsports87 0
YDI for being a hippy
Greendarthpotato 0
That is gross.
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Comments (356)
TiffanyTunes 0
Donate it to cancer kids! (:
foryoublue94 0
your wife is a bitch =/
Mulada 0
Wow. What do people have against guys with ponytails? I'm a short-haired guy, but really now! Were you guys raped by a man with a ponytail? Did a man with a ponytail kill your father? Ya know, the world would be really boring if we all looked the same. Seriously, it was a bitchy thing his wife did whether or not your like ponytails. How'd you feel if someone said "I don't like your clothes" and stripped you? Or "I don't like the length of your nose" and decided to trim it down... with a spoon. OP, if I were you, I'd kill her. I mean it, I'd gut her, stomp on her and light her on fire! Okay, that's going to far. I'd just divorce her.
Hydra_fml 0
#178 Divorced... over a hairstyle. Think before you post.
Crickets 0
If she can't deal with his hair, then maybe they should lol
cudos9 0
depends on how cute the guy was that stripped me :P
Endymion_fml 0
Bloody hell, what is wrong with so many of you? It's his hair, and trying to forcibly change someone like that (or as one person posted, cutting it off whilst they sleep, is.. ****** up, man. Besides, lots of women have *short* hair as well as long. I sympathyse with the OP, who should regrow it if he wants to to regain his Samson-like powers.
cudos9 0
lol. samson like powers?? hahahaha you make me laugh.
andrewms 0
YDI for having a ponytail.
6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0
lol at all the faggots here. I have long hair but I have it for HEADBANGING because as you can tell by my name, I am a metalhead.
tipsy337 0
Go get crabs and fyck your wife. After, ask her how it feels. Then, slap a bitch
lamenessabounds 0
hipster douche fail. woodstock was 40 years ago.
allyrose 0
what the ****? leave the bitch lol
Matticus433 0
Wow that sucks..that's like someone collecting comics for 10 years then them all burning FYL