Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
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Meowingtons500 18
Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.
Petunia888 13
Time to invest in a man cave. Yes, a man cave will keep them out!
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Comments (105)
raraisbang 12
Look at the bright side. At least you don't have another daughter, or your whole month/year/life could've been ****** :)
marieculbertson 1
they are probably only cranky because they have to live with a jerk like you who automatically assumes every woman is cranky on her period. Also you should probably be thankful your daughters are getting their periods and not knocked up
ManInTheMachine 20
You're an idiot. OP never assumed anything. HE KNOWS his wife and daughters are bitchy on their periods because he lives with them. The only one making assumptions is you.
Awsumuzzie 12
34, some people get their periods while pregnant :O
924halle 8
Um. No. You can get spotting at the most, but you don't get your period.
sportcrazychick4 7
Hahaha if you had to live with me on my period you would kill me... I'm a bitch.. :)
noisebox 1
PMS x 3=sucks to be you.... ( oh wait PMS bitcheyness doesn't exist...what?
Hon3y_schnucums 1
Take your wife out for a week vacation it will mess them all up.
MrFuzzles 5
Someone get this man a beer asap!
Drizzelhell 3
Let the red Nile flow.
YesyDidWhat 0
Hasn't this FML been featured before already?
auzz1_pride 9
Yes it has, didi answered when on 25s comment.
g0ldenb0nes 6
I've always felt girls use having their periods as an excuse to be a bitch. I've never once felt the need to chop someone's head off while on my period.
steeee 0
Sounds like my dad except he has 3 teenaged daughters and a wife! So he never has a week off!!!